LYRICS GAME

In a boudoir, bring in a tender heart

On the couch, let him sit and relax

Pour a single tear of Port

And then sit at the piano

Play Chopin

With disdain!

Pluck your chords

And if he falls asleep

Right then, throw him out

The second night, sauté that tender heart

Let it simmer a good forty-five minutes while it waits for you

And if he still hasn't left

Be sure, that means he's cooked

Without giving yourself away

Let it simmer

Make him wait some more

And if he falls asleep

Right then, throw him out

The next day, it's up to you to be tender

Dim all the lights and without delay

Play the farce of great love

Say 'never', say 'always'

And consummate

On the couch

But after the rapture

if he falls asleep

Right then, throw him out!