Mayday, mayday. This is flight DC 132
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Requesting emergency priority to land
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Control tower here. What's your problem?
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My flight attendant just told me
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But what's up with your passenger?
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Yeah! He's filing his nails
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With a nail file in MY plane!
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But I don't see the problem
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Come on! You know it's forbidden!
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Yeah, but let's not go overboard
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Don't exaggerate?! If he gouges my eyes out
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With his nail file, who's gonna fly the plane?
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Well, I'm, I'm able to fly the plane
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Captain. Stay calm captain
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No, no. No, no, no, no
I'm not staying calm, here
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Because that's not all!
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He also brought a little jug of grape juice
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Well, it must be because he likes grape juice
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But who says it's grape juice?
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Who says it's not an atomic bomb
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Inside the little jug?
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Listen flight DC 132. I can't let you
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land in an emergency because you have a passenger
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who's filing his nails while drinking grape juice
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Do you listen to the news at all?
Alright. OK. You're right
We won't take any chances
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I'll send two F18s to shoot you down mid-flight
Thanks for your vigilance
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We won't forget your sacrifice
Hello control tower, hello?
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Very good. Very, very good. Very good