Mayday, mayday. This is flight DC 132
Requesting emergency priority to land
Control tower here. What's your problem?
My flight attendant just told me
That we have a passenger
With suspicious behavior
But what's up with your passenger?
Yeah! He's filing his nails
With a nail file in MY plane!
But I don't see the problem
Come on! You know it's forbidden!
Yeah, but let's not go overboard
Don't exaggerate?! If he gouges my eyes out
With his nail file, who's gonna fly the plane?
Well, I'm, I'm able to fly the plane
Captain. Stay calm captain
No, no. No, no, no, no
I'm not staying calm, here
Because that's not all!
He also brought a little jug of grape juice
Well, it must be because he likes grape juice
But who says it's grape juice?
Who says it's not an atomic bomb
Inside the little jug?
Listen flight DC 132. I can't let you
land in an emergency because you have a passenger
who's filing his nails while drinking grape juice
Do you listen to the news at all?
Alright. OK. You're right
We won't take any chances
I'll send two F18s to shoot you down mid-flight
Thanks for your vigilance
We won't forget your sacrifice
Hello control tower, hello?
Very good. Very, very good. Very good