I ate all the chocolate
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I smoked all the Craven A's
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And since you still weren't here
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I drank all the Rum and Coke
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I took down all your paintings
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I cut up all your curtains
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Ripped up all your nice photos
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That you were hiding in your desk
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You shouldn't have left me, you see
And what a beautiful result
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I'm only doing stupid things
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Stupid things, when you're not here
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I took the whole sideboard apart
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I spread glue all over everything
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Since you still hadn't come back
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I chopped everything into tiny bits
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I burned the beautiful rug
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I sawed off the bed's legs
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Unstitched all your nice clothes
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And set the wardrobe on fire
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You shouldn't have left me, you see
And what a beautiful result
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I'm only doing stupid things
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Stupid things, when you're not here
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You shouldn't have broken my heart
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And left me without a babysitter
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I'm only doing stupid things
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Stupid things, when my eyes are crying
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I knocked over all the trash cans
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I smashed all the nice dishes
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Wait, that's not quite all
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I also spent all your money
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I'm only doing stupid things
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Stupid things, when you're not here
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I'm only doing stupid things
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Stupid things, when my eyes are crying
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You shouldn't have left me, you see
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And what a beautiful result
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I'm only doing stupid things
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Stupid things, when you're not here
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You shouldn't have broken my heart