I ate all the chocolate
I smoked all the Craven A's
And since you still weren't here
I drank all the Rum and Coke
I took down all your paintings
I cut up all your curtains
Ripped up all your nice photos
That you were hiding in your desk
You shouldn't have left me, you see
And what a beautiful result
I'm only doing stupid things
Stupid things, when you're not here
I took the whole sideboard apart
I spread glue all over everything
Since you still hadn't come back
I chopped everything into tiny bits
I burned the beautiful rug
I sawed off the bed's legs
Unstitched all your nice clothes
And set the wardrobe on fire
You shouldn't have left me, you see
And what a beautiful result
I'm only doing stupid things
Stupid things, when you're not here
You shouldn't have broken my heart
And left me without a babysitter
I'm only doing stupid things
Stupid things, when my eyes are crying
I knocked over all the trash cans
I smashed all the nice dishes
Wait, that's not quite all
I also spent all your money
I'm only doing stupid things
Stupid things, when you're not here
I'm only doing stupid things
Stupid things, when my eyes are crying
You shouldn't have left me, you see
And what a beautiful result
I'm only doing stupid things
Stupid things, when you're not here
You shouldn't have broken my heart