Hello, peace thief
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Minefield for my sensibilities
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He spends the money he has and also the money he doesn't have
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He is so charming, star of irrationality
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A mirage, Olympic gold in being an absolute asshole
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You’re on the podium for the biggest letdown
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The local disappointment, national heartbreaker
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An emotional terrorist, the biggest disaster worldwide
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He's a gem, nobody trusts him
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He’s a gem, one to be very careful with
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King of the con, and he doesn’t even know what it is to pay
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He's the center of the world
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And after that, who cares about the rest?
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Finally, you go to therapy, you go to a psychologist and also a psychiatrist
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But what good is it if you always lie more than you talk?
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They'll build you a monument to dishonesty
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I don’t pity you, anyone who stays with you gets drained
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He always invites himself, if he can, he’ll crash at someone else’s place
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Walking red flag, tremendous disaster
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He'll say that it wasn't him, that it was his doppelgänger
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Well, of course, not referring to him as an icon
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It would be in his view a reductive narrative, you know?
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Never lend him anything, he won't give it back
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Being a complete deadbeat is his specialty
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They're a language that he'll never understand
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His masterpiece, his bra collection
If you ask him for help he'll disappear
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The local disappointment, national heartbreaker
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An emotional terrorist, the biggest disaster worldwide
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He's a gem, nobody trusts him
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He’s a gem, one to be very careful with