Minefield for my sensibilities
He spends the money he has and also the money he doesn't have
He is so charming, star of irrationality
A mirage, Olympic gold in being an absolute asshole
You’re on the podium for the biggest letdown
The local disappointment, national heartbreaker
An emotional terrorist, the biggest disaster worldwide
He's a gem, nobody trusts him
He’s a gem, one to be very careful with
King of the con, and he doesn’t even know what it is to pay
He's the center of the world
And after that, who cares about the rest?
Finally, you go to therapy, you go to a psychologist and also a psychiatrist
But what good is it if you always lie more than you talk?
They'll build you a monument to dishonesty
I don’t pity you, anyone who stays with you gets drained
He always invites himself, if he can, he’ll crash at someone else’s place
Walking red flag, tremendous disaster
He'll say that it wasn't him, that it was his doppelgänger
Well, of course, not referring to him as an icon
It would be in his view a reductive narrative, you know?
Never lend him anything, he won't give it back
Being a complete deadbeat is his specialty
They're a language that he'll never understand
His masterpiece, his bra collection
If you ask him for help he'll disappear
The local disappointment, national heartbreaker
An emotional terrorist, the biggest disaster worldwide
He's a gem, nobody trusts him
He’s a gem, one to be very careful with