I'm planning a kidnapping
My strategies don't work
And the imagination grows
I live in a fictional world
To conquer you and give you all my attention
But your parents hand you over
To another man that you barely know
And I'm here without a solution
I wish I were the Hulk and I'd protect you
Superman to show you the universe
If I were Batman there'd be no nights of fear
The Batcave our little love nest
If I were Spider-Man for a kiss
A hundred feet high I climb effortlessly to your balcony
And if someone asks you about your favorite hero
I see a planet in my dreams
There we're going to love each other
With my sword I rescue you
It costs nothing to dream
I wish for the impossible, being the Invisible Man
I kidnap you as swiftly as Flash
But they're only scenes, comic strips that don't stick
There are no powers, I have no agility
I wish I were the Hulk and I'd protect you
Superman to show you the universe
If I were Batman there'd be no nights of fear
The Batcave our little love nest
If I were Spider-Man for a kiss
A hundred feet high I climb effortlessly to your balcony
And if someone asks you about your favorite hero
I wanna be your superhero
I wish I were the Hulk and I'd protect you
Superman to show you the universe
If I were Batman there'd be no nights of fear
The Batcave our little love nest
If I were Spider-Man for your kisses
A hundred feet high I climb effortlessly to your balcony
And if someone asks you, favorite superhero
Then tell them that it's me
Then tell them that it's me