That's a funny question
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I wouldn't have spent months courting you
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If I'd had other women in mind
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You're my reason to live, come home babe
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I've made resolutions
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I want you to slide across the floor
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I want us to wear ourselves out on the couch
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I want you to spin a Queen record, I want some sun
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I want to go look between your thighs in silence
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I want you to know I got a hard-on, I'm on top
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You'll have to turn me off, that's your problem
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Baby I'm still a romantic
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You're the only woman in my life
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The others were fakes, they were ugly
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I lulled all your suspicions to sleep
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In a closet built with my own words
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You're my reason to live, nothing else is in my head
For the problem, its solution
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I got weed, forget the pressure
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After the doobie don't stress
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Honey you look at me like one day I'm gonna hurt you
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That keeps me from having the boner we need so we can f*ck like turtles
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I want you to slide across the floor
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I want us to wear ourselves out on the couch
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I want you to spin a Queen record, I want some sun
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I want to go look between your thighs in silence
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I wanna blast your problems with dynamite
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Reap the fruit of our night, far from sleep
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Baby, I'm still a romantic
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When I talked to other girls
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It was just to tell them
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How much you're the prettiest
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That's a funny question
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I swear you're the prettiest
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That's a funny question
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Yeah really, when I kiss you it's like
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Some kind of sophisticated dolphin
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Body to body, lips to lips
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Honey it's the only way that sticks
I already loved you in middle school
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Office romance sucks
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But you weren't a coworker
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And if it's not you, well it's not you
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And it's nobody else, promise
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I'd give up the throne for you, maybe the cro-mi
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But first you gotta tell me "I love you"
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It has to come out of your mouth
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Like in a sh*tty movie
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The girls before were b*tches
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Mistakes happen but I'll stay faithful
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We both agree on this ride
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I give you the love you deserve even if you give me a tenth
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I wrote it all in a notebook
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That's a funny question
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That's a funny question
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That's a funny question
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That's a funny question