That's a funny question
I wouldn't have spent months courting you
If I'd had other women in mind
You're my reason to live, come home babe
I've made resolutions
I want you to slide across the floor
I want us to wear ourselves out on the couch
I want you to spin a Queen record, I want some sun
I want to go look between your thighs in silence
I want you to know I got a hard-on, I'm on top
You'll have to turn me off, that's your problem
Baby I'm still a romantic
You're the only woman in my life
The others were fakes, they were ugly
You followed me home
I lulled all your suspicions to sleep
In a closet built with my own words
You're my reason to live, nothing else is in my head
For the problem, its solution
I got weed, forget the pressure
After the doobie don't stress
Honey you look at me like one day I'm gonna hurt you
That keeps me from having the boner we need so we can f*ck like turtles
I want you to slide across the floor
I want us to wear ourselves out on the couch
I want you to spin a Queen record, I want some sun
I want to go look between your thighs in silence
I wanna blast your problems with dynamite
Reap the fruit of our night, far from sleep
Baby, I'm still a romantic
When I talked to other girls
It was just to tell them
How much you're the prettiest
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I swear you're the prettiest
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Yeah really, when I kiss you it's like
Some kind of sophisticated dolphin
Body to body, lips to lips
Honey it's the only way that sticks
I already loved you in middle school
Office romance sucks
But you weren't a coworker
And if it's not you, well it's not you
And it's nobody else, promise
I'd give up the throne for you, maybe the cro-mi
But first you gotta tell me "I love you"
It has to come out of your mouth
Like in a sh*tty movie
The girls before were b*tches
Mistakes happen but I'll stay faithful
We both agree on this ride
I give you the love you deserve even if you give me a tenth
I wrote it all in a notebook
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