I was with Helena and her French bulldog
We were doing so well, but nothing's forever
With Marta I even got a Czechoslovak wolfdog
It wasn't easy, but I tried
When it ended, you don't know how hard I tried
I can't swap girlfriends every year
I was more in love with your dogs
You were more worried about your dogs
Keep the house, but leave me the Dalmatian
The three of us, a week in Capri
I even booked a massage for the dog
You said you were going down for a coffee
I didn't see you again, what, are you nuts?
Rude, you invite me to dinner in a deconsecrated church
Love tears everything apart anyway, chupacabra
We're happy only on paper
I'm thinking about another
How do you do it, how do you do it?
I wanna make love, baby, after work
How do you do it, how do you do it?
Two drops of green in a sea of eyes
How do you do it, how do you do it?
And you leave me in summer
You told me, 'You're better', sounded believable
But I was just intermediate, you only wanted to make him jealous
And though I was risk-free, we never met again, so
I went down to Rome to fatten up in tourist traps
I left my name with another girl, but it was just for propaganda
I take whatever the chef recommends but without leaving the bed
To sort out the weekend, a missionary the way God commands
Some Seventies Italian music, let's see if you guess who's singing
Rude, you invite me to dinner in a deconsecrated church
Love tears everything apart anyway, chupacabra
We're happy only on paper
I'm thinking about another
How do you do it, how do you do it?
I wanna make love, baby, after work
How do you do it, how do you do it?
Two drops of green in a sea of eyes
How do you do it, how do you do it?
And you leave me in summer
How do you do it, how do you do it?
How do you do it, how do you do it?
How do you do it, how do you do it?
And you leave me in summer