I can't believe that my dad has died
I can think of so many people that I'd have preferred to watch die first
Apparently Alan hasn't taken his meds for six months
We're here to tell you about an amazing place
Called 'New Horizons'
Alan, this is an intervention
We'll take you there and I promise that you'll come back as a different person
Leslie Chow stole twenty-one million dollars from me
And I figure that if anyone can find him
Wouldn't you rather take Stu?
I got a really weird email but I don't know if it's from Chow
Chubby, I'm close. Don't tell anyone. Chow
It says Chow here. How could you not know that it was from Chow?
Because I thought that it was ciao, you know
Like ciao, arrivederci, sayonara
Did he give him a little kiss?
And what are you doing here?
Now I'm into cockfights
Cockfights? That sounds good
Stay still! Otherwise I can't help
Do you know that you've gone crazy?
Move a bit away from the wall
We can't keep being friends
Whenever we get together something bad happens and someone ends up in bad shape
Yeah, that's the idea. It's fun
Mom, I'm with a client
Did you hear, mom? Nobody likes you!
Yes, shut that big mouth!