LEARN LYRICS

Mister Marcel is a gravedigger
Like there are plenty elsewhere
But his sleep's elastic
He's narcoleptic
It's not rare that between two clods of earth
He falls asleep upright in his boots
That only bothers the survivors
Who have to come back the next day
But all things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a shovel, but
All things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a backhoe?
He's got a jutting chin
From sleeping so much on his pickaxe
And eyelids shaped like ovals
Heavy as a tombstone
Round here we know the rumor
You'd better give notice when you die
But without getting into details
Everything'll depend on your size
But all things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a shovel but
All things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a backhoe?
If you have to sleep under the heather
By the canal
I'd rather know I'm in a Gruyère
Handmade
I want a Mister Marcel
To dig my plot
Yesterday the widow of a general
Who thought she heard death rattles
Had the monument reopened
All that for a few snores
Looks like having stripes
Gives his widow long reach
She just had to extend it
Mister Marcel's out of a job
But old hag
For your laying in the casket
Do you want us to dig
With a shovel but
Old hag
For your laying in the casket
Do you want us to dig
With a backhoe?
If you have to sleep under the heather
By the canal
I'd rather know I'm in a Gruyère
Handmade
I want a Mister Marcel
To dig my plot
But all things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a shovel but
All things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a shovel but
All things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a shovel but
All things weighed
If digging's needed
Do you want us to dig
With a backhoe?
With a backhoe?