(I'm so happy you're here!
We loved that you accepted our invite
Oh, guys. Of course, of course I'd come
Imagine! I said: gotta be there
I have to go there and do it
And why do you have the guitar there?
Were you playing something?
Man, well, I was writing a little thing
–You really want to? –Please! Sure!
When I left Porta I had my reasons
Who thinks he's the greatest
But every sketch he does he yells the same way
And he got fired from Record
Always in a midlife crisis
He thinks that if he puts on a Ramones or Marvel shirt
People will think he's young
He must be working out or doing a sponsored post
And wouldn't either 'cause he's allergic to poor people
You guys are a bunch of straight dudes
Everyone says you’re a new 'Casseta e Planeta'
Just with the homophobia, transphobia and stale jokes part
There's zero shame in you retiring
The last relevant thing you did
Was getting a Molotov Cocktail
Which I felt was deserved, not because of blasphemy
But because the Christmas special sucked
And if you ask me whether the song
I'll say 'Of course not'
(Clarice, was that song for us?
(Let me tell you, we called you here, well
We want to do a funny sketch with you
We thought about remaking that 'Rola' video
Then you'd do 'Rola 2'
Which we're trying to call
I was thinking that I find it funny to say
'pirocoça'. –'Jeba, jeba is good
That 'helmet', 'big head'
That 'baby arm' holding an apple at the tip