I caught her in the club with a snake stare
She already didn't get anything
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She looked at me and I went wild
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Next to me Fred Astaire was stiff and clumsy
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I fired a kiss onto her mouth
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One of those loud smacking ones
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On the crazy dance floor I roughed her up right there
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I left her breathless!!!
And turned her into jam!!!
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What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
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What an idea! What idea? She's mischievous but she'll know
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How to keep a goofy tough guy like you in check
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And what's so special about you that nobody else has!
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What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
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What an idea! What idea? Watch out, she's wise to the game!
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She'll make your head spin without ever giving you
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The things you demand, and sorry, what do you give in return!?!
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I got a brainwave and took her to my den
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I poured her an orange soda, she burst out laughing
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She clung to my whiskey
Drained five liters of it
I thought it was all sewn up
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Suddenly I hooked her, she slipped from my arms
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On her fairy face, but she looked like a potato!
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Spun her and turned her into an omelette!!!
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What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
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What an idea! What idea? She's mischievous but she'll know
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How to keep a goofy tough guy like you in check
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And what's so special about you that nobody else has!
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What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
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What an idea! What idea? Watch out, she's wise to the game!
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She'll make your head spin without ever giving you
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The things you demand, and sorry, what do you give in return!?!
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What an idea! What idea?
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What an idea, what an idea, what an idea, what idea?
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What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?