I caught her in the club with a snake stare
She already didn't get anything
She looked at me and I went wild
Next to me Fred Astaire was stiff and clumsy
I fired a kiss onto her mouth
One of those loud smacking ones
On the crazy dance floor I roughed her up right there
I left her breathless!!!
She dropped into my arms
I locked her by the hips
And turned her into jam!!!
What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
What an idea! What idea? She's mischievous but she'll know
How to keep a goofy tough guy like you in check
And what's so special about you that nobody else has!
What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
What an idea! What idea? Watch out, she's wise to the game!
She'll make your head spin without ever giving you
The things you demand, and sorry, what do you give in return!?!
I got a brainwave and took her to my den
I poured her an orange soda, she burst out laughing
She clung to my whiskey
Drained five liters of it
I thought it was all sewn up
Suddenly I hooked her, she slipped from my arms
On her fairy face, but she looked like a potato!
Spun her and turned her into an omelette!!!
What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
What an idea! What idea? She's mischievous but she'll know
How to keep a goofy tough guy like you in check
And what's so special about you that nobody else has!
What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?
What an idea! What idea? Watch out, she's wise to the game!
She'll make your head spin without ever giving you
The things you demand, and sorry, what do you give in return!?!
What an idea, what an idea, what an idea, what idea?
What an idea! What idea? Can't you see she's not into it?