If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
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If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
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And if you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
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You're the last one who's my first
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And the first one who's my last
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You're the last one who's my first
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And the first one who's my last
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I don't believe in Facebook
Unless you post something
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I'm lost in your story I'm adrift will you hear me
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I'm busy with you and me and I think it's safe
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So what am I waiting for doesn't matter what it costs
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You're in my head I'm up nights
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All my friends ask what's wrong
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But my heart goes up and down like I'm working out
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So I want this now nonstop
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You're in my head nobody puts the fire out
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You're the last one who's my first
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And the first one who's my last
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If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
_____
If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
_____
And if you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
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You're the last one who's my first
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And the first one who's my last
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Love was a word that didn't exist in my language
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I'd been let down so often I looked for a sign
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Like maybe I was in a soap playing the cat lady
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'Cause you're there when it snows
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And you're there when the sun shines
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I know you're there when I look back
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I find it hard to be myself
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But you're still happy with half of me
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I'd really like to tell you
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Because of you even my alarm clock cheers me up
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And luckily I saw you
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If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
_____
If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
_____
And if you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
_____
You're the last one who's my first
_____
And the first one who's my last
_____
If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
_____
If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
_____
If you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
_____
You're the last one who's my first
_____
And the first one who's my last