If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
And if you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
You're the last one who's my first
And the first one who's my last
You're the last one who's my first
And the first one who's my last
I don't believe in Facebook
Unless you post something
I'm lost in your story I'm adrift will you hear me
I'm busy with you and me and I think it's safe
So what am I waiting for doesn't matter what it costs
You're in my head I'm up nights
All my friends ask what's wrong
But my heart goes up and down like I'm working out
So I want this now nonstop
You're in my head nobody puts the fire out
You're the last one who's my first
And the first one who's my last
If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
And if you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
You're the last one who's my first
And the first one who's my last
Love was a word that didn't exist in my language
I'd been let down so often I looked for a sign
Like maybe I was in a soap playing the cat lady
'Cause you're there when it snows
And you're there when the sun shines
I know you're there when I look back
I find it hard to be myself
But you're still happy with half of me
I'd really like to tell you
Because of you even my alarm clock cheers me up
If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
And if you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
You're the last one who's my first
And the first one who's my last
If you were the barmaid I'd be the regular
If you were a stewardess I'd never touch land again
If you were home on the couch I'd still just be your man
You're the last one who's my first
And the first one who's my last