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Welcome to Destripando la Historia with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we're going to talk to you about me
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He was born in Crete, the sexiest god
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that snacks on his kids, yeah
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But his mom manages to hide him
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And a goat nurses him
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He gives his dad a potion
With his siblings he left him
They split the whole world
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where he starts flirting like crazy
He tries it with his sister
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and she turns him down more than once
But in the end he tricks her
Being married isn't reason
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and with them he also scored
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That eagle coming for you, it's Zeus!
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The golden rain falling on you, it's Zeus!
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That swan over there, it's Zeus!
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And your lifelong friend oh yes, it's Zeus!
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He turned into his brother
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so he could flirt with his granddaughter
Even though your mom hid it
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Today he might be in your living room