LYRICS GAME

Hello, children of thunder

Welcome to 'Gutting the Stories' with Pascu and Rodri

Today we are going to tell you about the myth of the god Thor

Long hair

Colossal power

His reddish beard

He's a god of metal

Thor, god of thunder

Of humanity

Odin is his father

And he lives in Asgard

His destiny is to die in Ragnarök

Killing Jörmundgander

He has two goats

That travel with him

He eats them and brings them back to life

Using his power

With his hammer

He can't miss

And more than once

He's let himself be tricked

A giant once stole it from him

Loki and Thor, go find it, come on!

They dressed as bride and maid

So that they could fool the giant

And at the reception he eats an ox

Making the king suspicious

I don't see that you're a woman

Relax, great lord

It's that she's a bit anxious about the wedding

Well

Yeah, it's her thing

Let's get married

Hold this hammer that I stole from Thor

You stole it from Thor?

Yeah

Well, that's funny

Because I am

Thor

Nobody steals my hammer

Together with Loki

He made more journeys

They march to Jötunheim

To sow terror

Utgarda welcomes them

If you don't want that beating

You'll have to prove that your fame is real

Loki was beaten at who could eat more

Thor tried to drink a horn of beer that never ended

They challenged him to lift a cat, but he could only raise one paw

And he faced an old woman that he couldn't even move

Defeated, they return home

But Utgarda stops them

Gods, you have surprised me

I have tried to trick you

With my magic I changed everything

I faced you with great power

Hear me and I'll explain it

Loki fought against fire

Thor almost drank the sea

That cat is Jörmundgander and the old woman is death

Damn, I'm gonna kill you

I'll smash you-Thor!

Where the hell has he gone?!

Dude, don't go Loki

There are thousands of stories about Thor

That don't fit in this song

If you suffer violent attacks

Remember that you aren't Thor

He's a god

And you're not

Take your medication