Hello, children of thunder
Welcome to 'Gutting the Stories' with Pascu and Rodri
Today we are going to tell you about the myth of the god Thor
His destiny is to die in Ragnarök
Killing Jörmundgander
He eats them and brings them back to life
He's let himself be tricked
A giant once stole it from him
Loki and Thor, go find it, come on!
They dressed as bride and maid
So that they could fool the giant
And at the reception he eats an ox
Making the king suspicious
I don't see that you're a woman
It's that she's a bit anxious about the wedding
Hold this hammer that I stole from Thor
Nobody steals my hammer
If you don't want that beating
You'll have to prove that your fame is real
Loki was beaten at who could eat more
Thor tried to drink a horn of beer that never ended
They challenged him to lift a cat, but he could only raise one paw
And he faced an old woman that he couldn't even move
Defeated, they return home
Gods, you have surprised me
I have tried to trick you
With my magic I changed everything
I faced you with great power
Hear me and I'll explain it
Loki fought against fire
Thor almost drank the sea
That cat is Jörmundgander and the old woman is death
Where the hell has he gone?!
There are thousands of stories about Thor
That don't fit in this song
If you suffer violent attacks
Remember that you aren't Thor