Hi cosmic surfers
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Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we bring you the story of the mad Titan: Thanos
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An Eternal that was born on the moon of Titan
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He has a very rare syndrome, his skin is purple
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He lives kinda marginalized and has a hard time
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And his parents and his brother don't really care
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He vivisected his mother, what nerve
He falls in love with Death
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That teaches him dark arts
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To impress her he thinks up a thousand crazy ideas
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Like massacring his whole planet
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The strongest and toughest, if you see him, run
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Neither his father nor his brother could stop him
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With great stealth he landed on Earth
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A family saw him and he killed the three of them
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The father's spirit is now Drax the Destroyer
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Thanos has come for the Cosmic Cube
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He wants to use it as proof of his love
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But then a really cool little group stops him
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This caused Death great disappointment
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Who, by the way, is hooking up with Deadpool
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Poor guy is stuck in a love triangle
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But he has new plans to fix it
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'With the Infinity Gems I'll put them on a little gauntlet'
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He raises a girl as his personal assassin
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And he goes to look for the Infinity Gems, yeah
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Adam Warlock had one of the Gems
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He has an alternate self and must defeat him
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Thanos, who's a stand-up guy, tries to help him
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But deep down he has an evil plan
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He wants to make himself a gauntlet and hook up with Death
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An ultra-jacked villain in purple