Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the mad Titan: Thanos
An Eternal that was born on the moon of Titan
He has a very rare syndrome, his skin is purple
He lives kinda marginalized and has a hard time
And his parents and his brother don't really care
He vivisected his mother, what nerve
He falls in love with Death
That teaches him dark arts
To impress her he thinks up a thousand crazy ideas
Like massacring his whole planet
The strongest and toughest, if you see him, run
Neither his father nor his brother could stop him
With great stealth he landed on Earth
A family saw him and he killed the three of them
The father's spirit is now Drax the Destroyer
Thanos has come for the Cosmic Cube
He wants to use it as proof of his love
But then a really cool little group stops him
This caused Death great disappointment
Who, by the way, is hooking up with Deadpool
Poor guy is stuck in a love triangle
But he has new plans to fix it
'With the Infinity Gems I'll put them on a little gauntlet'
He raises a girl as his personal assassin
And he goes to look for the Infinity Gems, yeah
Adam Warlock had one of the Gems
He has an alternate self and must defeat him
Thanos, who's a stand-up guy, tries to help him
But deep down he has an evil plan
He wants to make himself a gauntlet and hook up with Death
An ultra-jacked villain in purple