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Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we bring you the story of the lord of lies, Loki
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He's the biggest con-artist god
Lying, annoying and playful
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He's the son of a giant, and although Marvel says so, Odin isn't his father
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God of shapeshifting
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He turns into a fly and a salmon
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A corpse girl and two animals
Even though he's deranged
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He gets them super cool gifts
They sewed Loki's mouth shut
Because Loki usually f*cks things up
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And that's how Loki always fixes it
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A giant arrived with his horse to Asgard
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I'll build you a wall if in exchange you give me Freya!
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Hey, bet you can't do it in six months, *ss-face!!
Turned out to be very hard-working
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You'd better do something to stop him, come on!
Loki went and transformed
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Into a sexy mare and seduced
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Chases Loki till he grabs him
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Loki comes back pregnant and gave birth
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A really cool horse, it was Loki!
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He gifts it to Odin, oh Loki!
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He's a great seducer, it's Loki!
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And even though sometimes he's nice, Loki!
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He does very bad things, Loki!
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Like to good Baldr, Loki!
He screws him up so Loki!
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Let's all swear not to kill Baldr
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And the mistletoe too?
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No, the mistletoe isn't needed
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Hey you, the blind guy, take this arrow wrapped in mistletoe and
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Throw it at Baldr, you'll see how funny
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And chain you to a rock
And with an earthquake, Loki!
He'll break his chains, Loki!
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And with all his kids, Loki!
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He'll fight Heimdall, Loki!
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And they'll both die, how Loki!