Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the lord of lies, Loki
He's the biggest con-artist god
Lying, annoying and playful
He's the son of a giant, and although Marvel says so, Odin isn't his father
God of shapeshifting
He turns into a fly and a salmon
A corpse girl and two animals
Even though he's deranged
He gets them super cool gifts
They sewed Loki's mouth shut
Because Loki usually f*cks things up
And that's how Loki always fixes it
A giant arrived with his horse to Asgard
I'll build you a wall if in exchange you give me Freya!
Hey, bet you can't do it in six months, *ss-face!!
Turned out to be very hard-working
The six months go by
You'd better do something to stop him, come on!
Loki went and transformed
Into a sexy mare and seduced
The giant's horse that
Chases Loki till he grabs him
Loki comes back pregnant and gave birth
A really cool horse, it was Loki!
He gifts it to Odin, oh Loki!
He's a great seducer, it's Loki!
And even though sometimes he's nice, Loki!
He does very bad things, Loki!
Like to good Baldr, Loki!
He screws him up so Loki!
Let's all swear not to kill Baldr
No, the mistletoe isn't needed
Hey you, the blind guy, take this arrow wrapped in mistletoe and
Throw it at Baldr, you'll see how funny
And chain you to a rock
And with an earthquake, Loki!
He'll break his chains, Loki!
And with all his kids, Loki!
He'll fight Heimdall, Loki!
And they'll both die, how Loki!
Don't go a bit Loki