LYRICS GAME

Hi babe, I'm Jupiter

Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri

Today we're gonna talk about me

He's born in Crete, the sexiest god

He's the son of Saturn

That snacks on his kids, yeah

But his mom manages to hide him

He grows up in a cave

And a goat breastfeeds him

He trains with the idea

Of beating Saturn

Jupiter!

He gives his dad a potion

And he puked his kids out

Jupiter!

With his siblings, he left him

Locked up in Tartarus

They split the whole world

With Pluto and Neptune

He keeps Olympus, yeah

Where he starts flirting nonstop

He tries it with his sister Juno

And she turns him down more than once

But in the end he tricks her

And she marries him

Jupiter!

Being married isn't a reason

Not to be a total player

Jupiter!

He fathered lots of kids

And with them he also got it on

That eagle that is coming for you is Jupiter

The golden rain that falls on you is Jupiter

That swan that is over there is Jupiter

And your lifelong friend, yeah, is Jupiter

He turned into her brother

So that he could hook up with her daughter

And he was with her aunt

Nine days nonstop

Jupiter!

Even though your mom hid it

He was that plumbarius

Jupiter!

Today he might be in your living room

Taking the place of your Canis lupus familiaris

Jupiter!

Jupiter!