Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we're gonna talk about me
He's born in Crete, the sexiest god
That snacks on his kids, yeah
But his mom manages to hide him
And a goat breastfeeds him
He gives his dad a potion
And he puked his kids out
With his siblings, he left him
They split the whole world
He keeps Olympus, yeah
Where he starts flirting nonstop
He tries it with his sister Juno
And she turns him down more than once
But in the end he tricks her
Being married isn't a reason
And with them he also got it on
That eagle that is coming for you is Jupiter
The golden rain that falls on you is Jupiter
That swan that is over there is Jupiter
And your lifelong friend, yeah, is Jupiter
He turned into her brother
So that he could hook up with her daughter
Even though your mom hid it
Today he might be in your living room
Taking the place of your Canis lupus familiaris