Hello little creatures from the Peloponnese
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Welcome to 'Gutting History' with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we bring you the only one
She was the first that was born
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The first that Cronus devoured
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And the last that he threw up
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They call her the youngest and the oldest
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She usually roams around the corners
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She's the goddess of the hearth and the home
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And even though she doesn't like to do evil
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She'll smash your face in the name of peace
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You'll see her flame burn in every city
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Without doubt, you must pray to her
At your party, in your kitchen
She's the goddess that spies on you
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She enchants you and fascinates you but you can get burned
She bosses the goddesses around
She shakes the others down
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To propose to her, what a babe
She grabbed Zeus by the big head
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To swear that no god was going to touch her
You'll find her with her crew
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Artemis and Athena, they're the best
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Pure goddesses, spotless
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And not like Aphrodite, how gross she is
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And Hermes, loyal nephew, comes to tell her
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Rhea invited her to a party
And they drank like beasts
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Priapus is a very filthy god
He comes up to her shamelessly
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But a donkey brayed and she manages to escape
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Found a great city, Rome
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She's very virgin and very classy
She's got loads of nieces