Hello little creatures from the Peloponnese
Welcome to 'Gutting History' with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the only one
She was the first that was born
The first that Cronus devoured
And the last that he threw up
They call her the youngest and the oldest
She usually roams around the corners
She's the goddess of the hearth and the home
And even though she doesn't like to do evil
She'll smash your face in the name of peace
You'll see her flame burn in every city
Without doubt, you must pray to her
At your party, in your kitchen
She's the goddess that spies on you
She enchants you and fascinates you but you can get burned
She bosses the goddesses around
She always charges a tip
She shakes the others down
To propose to her, what a babe
She grabbed Zeus by the big head
To swear that no god was going to touch her
You'll find her with her crew
Artemis and Athena, they're the best
Pure goddesses, spotless
And not like Aphrodite, how gross she is
And Hermes, loyal nephew, comes to tell her
Rhea invited her to a party
And they drank like beasts
Then, they took a nap
Priapus is a very filthy god
He comes up to her shamelessly
But a donkey brayed and she manages to escape
And her babies, later on
Found a great city, Rome
She's very virgin and very classy
She's got loads of nieces