LYRICS GAME

Hello, simple mortals

Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri

Today we're going to talk to you about the god Hades

He's Cronus's eldest son

He eats him because he's so crazy

Four other siblings were devoured

Thus avoiding the prophecy of Uranus

They're freed by Zeus

In Tartarus they fought, they recruited the Cyclopes

They give them some gifts

One for each brother

And they confronted their father

Hades has a helmet

When he wears it, nobody can touch him

Hades with his brothers

Crushes Cronus and they split the loot

In his realm he controls everything

It's so cool that he barely goes out

He has a black chariot, he has a super dog

He has his own river and a Greek ferryman

He's looking for a queen

He spots his niece and grabs her by the leg

Demeter gets pissed

If I don't find my daughter

There'll be no more plants on Earth

Hades, my brother

Let my daughter go, don't be a pervert

Hades, for the road

gives her seeds as a snack

Daughter, did you eat anything that Hades gave you?

Before leaving the underworld?

Yes mom, these little pomegranate seeds

No, idiot, now you'll have to spend

Six months a year with him

And I'll get very sad

And I'll make the plants stop growing

Alright then

Two guys sneaked in

For being show-offs, they got caught

And they leave them chained up

Heracles shows up

Take Theseus with you

But he doesn't move

Hades, the most feared

Actually, he doesn't give a damn about you

Hades, a divine being

It's very likely that he's your uncle