Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we're going to talk to you about the god Hades
He's Cronus's eldest son
He eats him because he's so crazy
Four other siblings were devoured
Thus avoiding the prophecy of Uranus
In Tartarus they fought, they recruited the Cyclopes
They give them some gifts
And they confronted their father
When he wears it, nobody can touch him
Crushes Cronus and they split the loot
In his realm he controls everything
It's so cool that he barely goes out
He has a black chariot, he has a super dog
He has his own river and a Greek ferryman
He spots his niece and grabs her by the leg
If I don't find my daughter
There'll be no more plants on Earth
Let my daughter go, don't be a pervert
gives her seeds as a snack
Daughter, did you eat anything that Hades gave you?
Before leaving the underworld?
Yes mom, these little pomegranate seeds
No, idiot, now you'll have to spend
Six months a year with him
And I'll get very sad
And I'll make the plants stop growing
For being show-offs, they got caught
And they leave them chained up
Actually, he doesn't give a damn about you
It's very likely that he's your uncle