Hi, Sumerian macho men
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Welcome to Gutting History with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we bring you the story of Gilgamesh
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Back then the gods were kinda shady
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They send a flood to the Sumerians
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Almost everybody dies drowning
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And among men a very rough king emerges
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From his forehead down to his feet
He's two meters of Sumerian
Handsome and really powerful
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And he mistreats his people at will
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The gods have gotten tired of him
They create a savage being
Enkidu, a dude with horns
In dreams he sees many things
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He hugs the sky like a woman
He doesn't know what that means
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Enkidu lives in the forest with his girlfriend
Vegan hippie, he eats carrots
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Day after day Gilga provokes him
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'Buddy, I'm going to smash your face'
They beat each other mercilessly
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And in the end they become bros and kiss hard
They kill monsters everywhere
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Wherever they go they make people love them
Ishtar fell in love with him
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The goddess gets angry and sends a bull to Gilgamesh
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He defeats it without risk
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Ishtar then curses the king
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You sl*t, nobody talks that way to my buddy Gilgamesh
With his strength and his power
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He must stay awake seven days and he falls asleep
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Some flowers under the sea
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But he's dumb and lets them get stolen
Enkidu isn't feeling well
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He can't do anything for him
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Very soon the poor guy ends up alone
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He goes to the underworld to fetch him
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His friend doesn't know who he is
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Enkidu has turned a bit zombie
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He has signed up for one gig a month
Eating tacos, f*cking dude
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