Welcome to Gutting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of Gilgamesh
Back then the gods were kinda shady
They send a flood to the Sumerians
Almost everybody dies drowning
And among men a very rough king emerges
From his forehead down to his feet
He's two meters of Sumerian
Handsome and really powerful
And he mistreats his people at will
The gods have gotten tired of him
They create a savage being
Enkidu, a dude with horns
In dreams he sees many things
He hugs the sky like a woman
He doesn't know what that means
Enkidu lives in the forest with his girlfriend
Vegan hippie, he eats carrots
Day after day Gilga provokes him
'Buddy, I'm going to smash your face'
They beat each other mercilessly
And in the end they become bros and kiss hard
They kill monsters everywhere
Wherever they go they make people love them
Ishtar fell in love with him
The goddess gets angry and sends a bull to Gilgamesh
He defeats it without risk
Ishtar then curses the king
You sl*t, nobody talks that way to my buddy Gilgamesh
With his strength and his power
He must stay awake seven days and he falls asleep
Some flowers under the sea
But he's dumb and lets them get stolen
Enkidu isn't feeling well
He can't do anything for him
Very soon the poor guy ends up alone
He goes to the underworld to fetch him
His friend doesn't know who he is
Enkidu has turned a bit zombie
He has signed up for one gig a month
Eating tacos, f*cking dude
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