Hello, paganism posers
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Welcome to Wrecking History, with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we're gonna tell you the story of Freyja
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Long hair the color of the sun
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Stunning, Njord's daughter
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A sorceress, she will bewitch you
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She is the one that grants fertility
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She has a cool necklace and Loki stole it
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Heimdall found him and, turned into a seal, he ran off
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Violent seals fight in the sea
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With her falcon skin, she flies to any corner
She will sacrifice this goat
She took her share of the fallen
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Between Valhalla and her hall
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She goes riding with her boar
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She has two cats that can fly
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But Thor fooled him, he dressed up as Freyja
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All this love puts her in a really bad mood
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The giants go crazy for her
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After the Ragnarok it seems that she survived
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Now she lives in peace, she goes partying
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Today there's no moral, yeah