Hi, vegans and grass-eaters
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Welcome to Dissecting History
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Today we bring you the goddess of farming
Her little brother saved her
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She fights ferocious Titans
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They split the whole Earth
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Goddess of harvest and bread
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She doesn't plan to tell you her mysteries
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She falls in love with her nephew Iasion
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And he hurls a deadly lightning bolt at him
And then he impregnates her
She gave birth to a beautiful girl
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Hades came and kidnapped her
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She went looking for her everywhere
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I saw your brother, he was carrying her off
Angry, she leaves her home
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And the Earth starts to dry out
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Of a famous king that accepted her
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She grows very fond of both of them
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To turn him into a god
You, what's going on here?
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Somebody make her come out
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I don't know what to do without you
Let her return and that's it
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She will return to my realm every winter
And her mother finally calmed down
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To one of the kids she had cared for
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And she teaches him to be a farmer
She teaches her mysteries
And all over Greece she set up