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Welcome to Dissecting History
Today we bring you the goddess of farming
Her little brother saved her
She fights ferocious Titans
They split the whole Earth
Goddess of harvest and bread
She doesn't plan to tell you her mysteries
She falls in love with her nephew Iasion
And he hurls a deadly lightning bolt at him
And then he impregnates her
She gave birth to a beautiful girl
Hades came and kidnapped her
She went looking for her everywhere
I saw your brother, he was carrying her off
Angry, she leaves her home
And the Earth starts to dry out
Of a famous king that accepted her
She grows very fond of both of them
You, what's going on here?
Somebody make her come out
I don't know what to do without you
Let her return and that's it
She will return to my realm every winter
And her mother finally calmed down
To one of the kids she had cared for
And she teaches him to be a farmer
She teaches her mysteries
And all over Greece she set up