Hi young recruits!
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Welcome to Gutting History with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we bring you Captain America
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They injected him with serum and now he's ripped
He's very strong, he's sensual
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Captain America's a super soldier
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He pretends that he's an ordinary soldier
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But Bucky Barnes discovers him
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He turns him into a special agent
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They fight together against evil
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Kicking Nazi *ss is his main goal
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Always with his shield, resilient and lethal
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The Captain and Bucky try to bring down a plane of Baron Zemo
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But Bucky disappears and the Captain falls into the sea
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Ending up frozen and worshiped by an Eskimo village
He's rescued by a little group
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They're the Avengers!, hey, what year is this?
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He joins them and S.H.I.E.L.D. too
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With his buddy Falcon he has a great time
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Hydra bugs him nonstop
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Watergate seemed really bad to him
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He becomes a homeless hero
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He's got an art degree and paints great
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He turns into a werewolf, it's sensational
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And the Russians send a Winter Soldier
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And in combat the Cap sees something familiar
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You're Bucky!, who's that?
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And the Russians grabbed him, they put a metal arm on him
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And they brainwashed him, they sent him on assassination missions
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And meanwhile they kept him in a cryogenic tank
Well yeah, that's me, yeah
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Sometimes he dies and comes back to life
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He could even lift Thor's hammer
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He's not the president because he didn't try
If you wanna get muscular
You can always drug yourself
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It's not advisable, 'cause you could kick the bucket