Welcome to Gutting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you Captain America
A very sickly guy
They injected him with serum and now he's ripped
He's very strong, he's sensual
Captain America's a super soldier
He pretends that he's an ordinary soldier
But Bucky Barnes discovers him
He turns him into a special agent
They fight together against evil
Kicking Nazi *ss is his main goal
Always with his shield, resilient and lethal
The Captain and Bucky try to bring down a plane of Baron Zemo
But Bucky disappears and the Captain falls into the sea
Ending up frozen and worshiped by an Eskimo village
He's rescued by a little group
They're the Avengers!, hey, what year is this?
He joins them and S.H.I.E.L.D. too
With his buddy Falcon he has a great time
Hydra bugs him nonstop
Watergate seemed really bad to him
He becomes a homeless hero
He's got an art degree and paints great
He turns into a werewolf, it's sensational
And the Russians send a Winter Soldier
And in combat the Cap sees something familiar
You're Bucky!, who's that?
And the Russians grabbed him, they put a metal arm on him
And they brainwashed him, they sent him on assassination missions
And meanwhile they kept him in a cryogenic tank
Well yeah, that's me, yeah
Sometimes he dies and comes back to life
He could even lift Thor's hammer
He's not the president because he didn't try
If you wanna get muscular
You can always drug yourself
It's not advisable, 'cause you could kick the bucket