Pascu, look at what I've got
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It's a collection of Batman comics
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Rodri, there's only one thing that we can do now
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Hello, little dark knights
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Welcome to 'Dissecting History' with Pascu and Rodri
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Today, we bring you Batman's story
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A tiny boy lived in Gotham
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His parents are the Waynes and they died from a gunshot
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He's left alone with his butler
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An old war veteran that's gonna break your back
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He's scared, he doesn't want revenge
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Just justice and to stop so much slaughter
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He trains a lot with super strong people
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And comes back ultra wicked wearing a different suit
He wants to scare you a lot
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Justice from the sky
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Run, the bat's gonna grab you
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Bruce Wayne chases evil throwing batarangs
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And he's got a thousand more things that start with 'Bat'
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Look at me Gordon it's me, I'm Batman
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He adopts Robins, takes care of them like gold
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Sometimes they die on him and he feels a bit lonely
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One is his son, a very wild kid
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His name is Damian Wayne and there's no one that can calm him
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He's locked a hundred villains in a strange asylum
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That they escape isn't that weird
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The Joker told Batman a joke
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Then some Bane guy showed up, breaks his back
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I just went time-travelling
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I've got alternate universes, okay?
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In one my mom is the Joker, damn it!
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By the way, Superman, loser
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When evil rules in Gotham, you see the Bat-signal shine
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That means the great one is gonna come
They don't get along too well
And now he's gonna get married