Pascu, look at what I've got
It's a collection of Batman comics
Rodri, there's only one thing that we can do now
Hello, little dark knights
Welcome to 'Dissecting History' with Pascu and Rodri
Today, we bring you Batman's story
A tiny boy lived in Gotham
His parents are the Waynes and they died from a gunshot
He's left alone with his butler
An old war veteran that's gonna break your back
He's scared, he doesn't want revenge
Just justice and to stop so much slaughter
He trains a lot with super strong people
And comes back ultra wicked wearing a different suit
He wants to scare you a lot
Justice from the sky
Run, the bat's gonna grab you
Bruce Wayne chases evil throwing batarangs
And he's got a thousand more things that start with 'Bat'
Look at me Gordon it's me, I'm Batman
He adopts Robins, takes care of them like gold
Sometimes they die on him and he feels a bit lonely
One is his son, a very wild kid
His name is Damian Wayne and there's no one that can calm him
He's locked a hundred villains in a strange asylum
That they escape isn't that weird
The Joker told Batman a joke
Then some Bane guy showed up, breaks his back
I just went time-travelling
I've got alternate universes, okay?
In one my mom is the Joker, damn it!
By the way, Superman, loser
When evil rules in Gotham, you see the Bat-signal shine
That means the great one is gonna come
They don't get along too well
And now he's gonna get married