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Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we're going to tell you the tragic story of Baldur
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A perfect head of hair with flowers
He doesn't want any trouble
A being of light and love
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His power is being pretty and cool
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He goes to Hell and asks
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He forced the world to swear, not to hurt Baldur
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They think that he's immortal now
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Loki knows that one plant didn't swear
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And by tricking a blind man he killed Baldur
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Baldur had a massive funeral drama
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They will go down to Hell, to try to get him out
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In Hela's realm they try to negotiate
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For Baldur to return, everyone must weep for him
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A Jotun resisted, he didn't cry for Baldur
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And this whole plan went sideways
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He stayed dead and he won't come back
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For being a d*ck they'll punish Loki
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Baldur and Hodr will become buddies
They'll take care of the land
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Along with Thor's kids