LEARN LYRICS

Hello dirty hippies
Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we're going to tell you the tragic story of Baldur
He has long mustaches
A perfect head of hair with flowers
He doesn't want any trouble
A being of light and love
His power is being pretty and cool
He has nasty nightmares
His dad worries
He goes to Hell and asks
The answer scares him
Baldur is going to die
He forced the world to swear, not to hurt Baldur
They think that he's immortal now
Loki knows that one plant didn't swear
And by tricking a blind man he killed Baldur
They offed the blind man
Baldur had a massive funeral drama
They will go down to Hell, to try to get him out
In Hela's realm they try to negotiate
For Baldur to return, everyone must weep for him
A Jotun resisted, he didn't cry for Baldur
And this whole plan went sideways
He stayed dead and he won't come back
For being a d*ck they'll punish Loki
When the war ends
Baldur and Hodr will become buddies
They'll take care of the land
Along with Thor's kids