Hello, young punks!
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Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we bring you the story of the goddess Artemis
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In the middle of the sea there's a woman
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that is trying to give birth to two cute babies
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First, Artemis came into the world
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Afterwards came Apollo and she helped him
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This Artemis is going to turn the world upside down
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She's really brave and strong and she ignores people
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Zeus, her father, granted her nine wishes
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And with her bow and dog she trained
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Her skill in hunting is so superior!
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She has fans and servants, they're a ton
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A queen made fun of her mom
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Together with Apollo she wiped out all her kids
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Two huge dudes want to hook up
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with Artemis and that's not gonna happen
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In the shape of a doe she manages to fool them
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They smacked each other when trying to hit her
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Don't provoke her, that your ass might end up
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skewered, devoured by your dog
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If you're not pure, you won't get into her clan
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If she finds you with a fling you're gonna freak out
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Zeus tricked her lifelong friend
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Pretending to be Artemis he got her pregnant
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For being a traitor he turned her into a bear
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But Zeus, out of pity, sent her to the stars
If you don't give tribute: curse
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Saying that you're better at hunting
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You guessed it, it's time for a curse!
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Being Hera's stepdaughter is the worst
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She faced her in Troy
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Artemis stomps you without mercy
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If you enter her forest, don't touch anything, please