Welcome to Dissecting History with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the goddess Artemis
In the middle of the sea there's a woman
that is trying to give birth to two cute babies
First, Artemis came into the world
Afterwards came Apollo and she helped him
This Artemis is going to turn the world upside down
She's really brave and strong and she ignores people
Zeus, her father, granted her nine wishes
And with her bow and dog she trained
Her skill in hunting is so superior!
She has fans and servants, they're a ton
A queen made fun of her mom
Together with Apollo she wiped out all her kids
Two huge dudes want to hook up
with Artemis and that's not gonna happen
In the shape of a doe she manages to fool them
They smacked each other when trying to hit her
Don't provoke her, that your ass might end up
skewered, devoured by your dog
If you're not pure, you won't get into her clan
If she finds you with a fling you're gonna freak out
Zeus tricked her lifelong friend
Pretending to be Artemis he got her pregnant
For being a traitor he turned her into a bear
But Zeus, out of pity, sent her to the stars
If you don't give tribute: curse
You laugh at her: curse
Saying that you're better at hunting
You guessed it, it's time for a curse!
Being Hera's stepdaughter is the worst
She faced her in Troy
Artemis stomps you without mercy
If you enter her forest, don't touch anything, please