Greetings, young Spartans
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Welcome to Gutting History with Pascu and Rodri
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Today we bring you the lord of war, Ares
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Zeus fathered a god without a heart
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A warrior with craving and great courage
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Ares grew, he earned hatred
He saw his aunt and fell in love
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She's married to Hephaestus and he doesn't care
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And they will have children nonstop
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With his children he goes to battle
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In a jar some guy locked him up
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But Hermes arrived and rescued him
Good afternoon, I'm Hephaestus
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And I caught you f*cking my wife
To make war somewhere else
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If someone abuses his little daughter
Ares stabs him with his little spear
It was necessary that he be tried
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Ares fights in Troy and loses
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He has an awesome chariot