Packing away their shovel, their bucket
We turned him into a table
They trash us all the time
Without the slightest effort
I suggest we draw up a plan
On those damn judopoodles
well you remember Bidibu
that we turned into a coffee table
We ate on it again at lunch today
well, don't interrupt me, Doctor Meow
So, I was saying, we've got a table
Four chairs to go with it
For that purpose, I've devised
A giant poodle trap
Very, very nasty, Captain Sausage
You're called Captain Sausage
Why do you yell all the time
I'm writing you this letter
To leave the karate cats group
I've personally developed