Not exactly respectable
For the last kids
Packing away their shovel, their bucket
A loud meow rings out
We don't like kids
We turned him into a table
We don't like kids
Live deep in a kennel
They're dogs called
They're really strong
They trash us all the time
Without the slightest effort
We don't like kids
I suggest we draw up a plan
On those damn judopoodles
well you remember Bidibu
that we turned into a coffee table
We ate on it again at lunch today
well, don't interrupt me, Doctor Meow
Okay, Captain Sausage
So, I was saying, we've got a table
Four chairs to go with it
For that purpose, I've devised
A giant poodle trap
Using the very latest
Very, very nasty, Captain Sausage
I totally get why
You're called Captain Sausage
Why do you yell all the time
We don't like kids
I'm writing you this letter
To tell you I've decided
To leave the karate cats group
To devote myself fully
I've personally developed