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It's when you just swallowed a toothpick
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When you realize your dad's Swiss-German
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When a buddy calls you to help him move
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It's taking the Fourvière tunnel on August 15th
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When you have to go live in Nogent-le-Rotrou
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When your hairdresser tells you you've got ginger highlights
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It's a bit of distress in the crook of our arms
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It's life telling you things aren't right at all
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It's when you're picked to be goalie in handball
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When you're in the Princess of Wales's Merc
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When on Saturday night it's your daughter playing on Canal+
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It's when you step barefoot on a tiny Lego
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It's when on a trip to India you drink the water
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When your neighbor tells you he's taking up the sax
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And it hurts, hurts, hurts
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It's a bit of distress in the crook of our arms
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It's life telling you things aren't right at all
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It's when your Siamese twin tells you he has AIDS
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When your wife goes swinging a bit without you
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When kids call you Sir for the first time
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It's becoming a designer but for Eddy Mitchell
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It's conjugating “bouillir” in the plural subjunctive
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It's grocery shopping on the Saturday before Christmas
And it hurts, hurts, hurts
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It's a bit of distress in the crook of our arms
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It's life telling you things aren't right at all
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Gives you the sad attitude
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It's a bit of sadness and solitude
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It's like tristitude, nothing else
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Gives you the sad attitude