To start my little day right
And to wake up, I grabbed a coffee
An Arabica, black and really strong
I put on my parka, there, I'm good to go
'Where are you going?' my darling yells at me
'Let's grab a joe, I've just got up'
Since I'm early and kind of forced
I turn back and have another coffee
At a quarter to eight, gotta admit
The offices are empty, we could get bored
But I stay cool, I can adapt
Till they show up, I've got time for a coffee
The day takes off, everyone can work
At least until coffee break time!
My secretary walks in, 'strong like you like it!'
A business lunch, near the Sentier
The weather's great, but I feel stressed
My coworkers laugh: 'chill out René!'
'Have a good cigar and a little coffee!'
Once it's done, my coworkers are wiped out
Call a cab, but I feel like jumping!
I cross all Paris, then spot a bar
I order a decaf, but re-caffeinated!
I get to the office, my secretary says
'You're a bit late, I was worried'
I throw her out the window
She totally asked for it!
Anyway I gotta go home, but first a coffee!
Waiting for the subway, I get attacked
A little old lady tells me
'Do you have the time please?'
I smash her head and shove her onto the platform
I dash home and pour myself a guess what!
'Dad, daddy, I'm top of the class!'
Will you stop p*ssing me off?!
And now he starts bawling!!!
I lock myself in the kitchen, there's still some coffee left!
It's been fourteen days that I've been locked in
I'm alone in my kitchen, drinking coffee!
But the cops are gonna catch me
And I have more coffee!!!