To start my little day right
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And to wake up, I grabbed a coffee
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An Arabica, black and really strong
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I put on my parka, there, I'm good to go
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'Where are you going?' my darling yells at me
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'Let's grab a joe, I've just got up'
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Since I'm early and kind of forced
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I turn back and have another coffee
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At a quarter to eight, gotta admit
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The offices are empty, we could get bored
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But I stay cool, I can adapt
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Till they show up, I've got time for a coffee
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The day takes off, everyone can work
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At least until coffee break time!
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My secretary walks in, 'strong like you like it!'
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Damn, I just had one
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But now that it's there
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A business lunch, near the Sentier
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The weather's great, but I feel stressed
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My coworkers laugh: 'chill out René!'
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'Have a good cigar and a little coffee!'
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Once it's done, my coworkers are wiped out
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Call a cab, but I feel like jumping!
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I cross all Paris, then spot a bar
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I order a decaf, but re-caffeinated!
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I get to the office, my secretary says
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'You're a bit late, I was worried'
I throw her out the window
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She totally asked for it!
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Anyway I gotta go home, but first a coffee!
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Waiting for the subway, I get attacked
A little old lady tells me
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'Do you have the time please?'
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I smash her head and shove her onto the platform
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I dash home and pour myself a guess what!
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'Dad, daddy, I'm top of the class!'
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Will you stop p*ssing me off?!
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God, this kid's so dumb!
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And now he starts bawling!!!
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I lock myself in the kitchen, there's still some coffee left!
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It's been fourteen days that I've been locked in
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I'm alone in my kitchen, drinking coffee!
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I really should sleep
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But the cops are gonna catch me
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And I have more coffee!!!