To start my little day right
And to wake up, I grabbed a coffee
An Arabica, black and really strong
I put on my parka, there, I'm good to go
'Where are you going?' my darling yells at me
'Let's grab a joe, I've just got up'
Since I'm early and kind of forced
I turn back and have another coffee
At a quarter to eight, gotta admit
The offices are empty, we could get bored
But I stay cool, I can adapt
Till they show up, I've got time for a coffee
The day takes off, everyone can work
At least until coffee break time!
My secretary walks in, 'strong like you like it!'
Damn, I just had one
But now that it's there
A business lunch, near the Sentier
The weather's great, but I feel stressed
My coworkers laugh: 'chill out René!'
'Have a good cigar and a little coffee!'
Once it's done, my coworkers are wiped out
Call a cab, but I feel like jumping!
I cross all Paris, then spot a bar
I order a decaf, but re-caffeinated!
I get to the office, my secretary says
'You're a bit late, I was worried'
I throw her out the window
She totally asked for it!
Anyway I gotta go home, but first a coffee!
Waiting for the subway, I get attacked
A little old lady tells me
'Do you have the time please?'
I smash her head and shove her onto the platform
I dash home and pour myself a guess what!
'Dad, daddy, I'm top of the class!'
Will you stop p*ssing me off?!
God, this kid's so dumb!
And now he starts bawling!!!
I lock myself in the kitchen, there's still some coffee left!
It's been fourteen days that I've been locked in
I'm alone in my kitchen, drinking coffee!
I really should sleep
But the cops are gonna catch me
So I nail the doors shut
And I have more coffee!!!