And now it's pricier to get wasted
What's wrong, kid, you're still drunk
Your mouth reeks, it smells real nasty
You waste your time, all your money
You're broke from being an a**hole
Everybody works and you're sleeping
And you wait for night to start drinking
While you buy shots for everyone
All the little girls take their clothes off
His woman told me to give him a hand
That he has no job, and neither does his brother
Listen, buddy, don't make a big f*cking deal
I tell him things yet he keeps being stubborn
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
Relax, my brother, don't get nervous
If it won't get up it's 'cause you're a freeloader
Don't worry, that there's medicine now
If it still won't work they'll give you a vagina
You borrow from me, you pay me tomorrow
If you've got no dough then you loan me your sister
He has a debt that totals millions
He'll have to pull his pants down
Listen, buddy, you're really f*cked
I want to help you but I haven't been able
You put your foot where you shouldn't have
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
They say that at night he just kept chugging
They say he didn't sleep, he just smoked to keep going
See, it's already ten, how 'bout that
Ready for the party again
If you want I'll stay, if you want I'll stay
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Hey, come on, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite
Dude, hey, chill man, f*cking lazy bum
You're a leech, a parasite